I severely underestimated how many “What if the world was made out of [insert insane item here]” questions would come with the parenting gig. I tend to go a little negative and shut it down early. Although we did have a funny 15 minute conversation on how you’d cut off your butt on a bicycle made of swords. We dubbed it “The Bloody Booty”. He then spent the next 15 minutes driving it into the ground. “Sometimes you have to walk off on the big laugh, son.”